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Cheap Thrills – The Horny Housewife
Step into a world of forbidden pleasures with Cheap Thrills The Horny Housewife, a seductive stroker designed to fulfill your deepest desires. Crafted from ultra life-like Pure Skin® material and weighing over 1 lb./.45 kg, this heavy-duty pleasure piece delivers a soft, tight, and stretchy embrace that feels just like the real thing.
Choose your fantasy with dual-entry options—front or back door—each offering a uniquely satisfying experience. Inside, a textured chamber intensifies every thrust, while the closed-end design enhances suction for explosive, toe-curling finishes. Maintenance-free and ready for action, The Horny Housewife is the perfect partner for indulgent solo play anytime, anywhere.
Material: | Pure Skin® TPE |
Weight: | Over 1 lb. / 0.45 kg |
Entry Points: | Dual (vaginal and anal) |
Design: | Closed-end for enhanced suction |
Texture: | Soft, tight, and stretchy with internal stimulation beads |
Waterproof: | Yes |
Maintenance: | Maintenance-free; clean after use |
Lubricant Type: | Water-based only |
Returns Policy
All sales are final. Since many of our products are personal and come in contact with body parts and bodily fluids, we do not offer returns. This is simply to ensure that all of our customers receive brand new and never used items. However, we will process exchanges for defective products purchased from thelovestore.com within 30 days with a valid order confirmation email. If your purchase falls beyond that, please check with the manufacturer for their return policies.
Please note that any packages returned without an RMA number will be discarded, and no refund will be issued.
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Your Secret’s Safe With Us
No one should ever be ashamed of the spicy products that they’re buying, but we get that sometimes we want our secrets to stay, well, secret. If you don’t want the whole household to know your business, you don’t have to worry. We’ve got you covered.
Your orders will always arrive securely packaged in plain, unmarked boxes or mailers. Anything could be inside! For all your nosy neighbors, roommates, or family members know, you could have ordered skincare, cat food, power tools, or any number of random things. Only you know what fun things are actually inside.
And don’t worry, “THELOVESTORE” won’t even be on the shipping label if some nosy passer-by wants to look up your package. The return address will read:
Shipping Dept.
4535 Statz Street #B
North Las Vegas,
Nevada 89081
All sales are final. Since many of our products are personal and come in contact with body parts and bodily fluids, we do not offer returns. This is simply to ensure that all of our customers receive brand new and never used items. However, we will process exchanges for defective products purchased from thelovestore.com within 30 days with a valid order confirmation email. If your purchase falls beyond that, please check with the manufacturer for their return policies.
Please note that any packages returned without an RMA number will be discarded, and no refund will be issued.